Were you nervous? Yeah, me neither

I'm laughing quite a bit at the similarities between my two favorite teams, the Kansas City Royals and the San Francisco Giants, who both won 4-3 games last night.

The results speak for themselves. Observe:

• One-run games: Royals - 15 total, 10-5 record, Giants - 14 total, 11-3 record
• Overall record: Royals - 19-17, Giants - 20-16
• Big-time 1B prospects who hit their 1st major league HR against teams I hate:Royals - Eric Hosmer (vs. Yankees), Giants - Brandon Belt (vs. Dodgers)
• Stupidly fast pinch-running, base-stealing, all-defense, close game-changing CF: Royals - Jerrod Dyson, Giants - Darren Ford
• Home runs that can get wet: Royals - Water Spectacular, Giants - McCovey Cove
• Two-letter city nicknames, six-letter team nicknames: KC Royals, SF Giants
• ...
• Alright, now I'm just kind of reaching.

How each team got to those results, of course, was very different.

It is stupidly nice to have Andres Torres back -- without him, the Giants are a significantly less potent offensive team.

Also, I propose a rule for Bruce Bochy: to play regularly, your OPS must be higher than Jonathan Sanchez's, currently at .624.